The Magnanimous Misanthrope

I'm an apprenticing wordsmith with a propensity for sarcasm.

April 23, 2010 at 9:45pm
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A Darth Vader-adorned condom wrapper reads, “I will not be your father.” Soon to be found in the nightstand drawers of every geek.

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A Darth Vader-adorned condom wrapper reads, “I will not be your father.” Soon to be found in the nightstand drawers of every geek.

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March 14, 2010 at 10:37pm
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March 12, 2010 at 10:54am
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Dear Neighborhood Thugs,

Just so you know, flashing gang signs while wearing mittens makes you come across as less of “a stone cold killer” and more like “a sock-puppet performance artist.”

Please consider investing in a pair of gloves or waiting until spring to represent.

Best,

Jen

— Jen Lancaster

March 6, 2010 at 1:36pm
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Please tell me this is in an alternate reality.

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Please tell me this is in an alternate reality.

February 26, 2010 at 8:23pm
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Friends of the Night Mogwai

February 25, 2010 at 7:07pm
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Mars is bright tonight.

6:20pm
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 Stuff White People Like
I suggest we start with #62

Stuff White People Like

I suggest we start with #62

February 24, 2010 at 7:09am
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February 23, 2010 at 1:02pm
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Two of our valedictorians playing some Akon at Variety Show.

In my opinion, they totally should have won first.