A Darth Vader-adorned condom wrapper reads, “I will not be your father.” Soon to be found in the nightstand drawers of every geek.
I'm an apprenticing wordsmith with a propensity for sarcasm.
A Darth Vader-adorned condom wrapper reads, “I will not be your father.” Soon to be found in the nightstand drawers of every geek.
Dear Neighborhood Thugs, Just so you know, flashing gang signs while wearing mittens makes you come across as less of “a stone cold killer” and more like “a sock-puppet performance artist.” Please consider investing in a pair of gloves or waiting until spring to represent. Best, Jen
Friends of the Night Mogwai
Two of our valedictorians playing some Akon at Variety Show.
In my opinion, they totally should have won first.