April 2010
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March 2010
3 posts
“Dear Neighborhood Thugs,
Just so you know, flashing gang signs while wearing...”
– Jen Lancaster
February 2010
37 posts
Mars is bright tonight.
American: Arrrrrgh! Brain freeze!
Foreigner: What eez dis, "freezing of brain?"
Me: What would you say if you killed an evil algebra teacher?
Barret: Looks like there won't be any remainder.
Me: Not even a dividend?
Barret: Not in this equation.
Nutella on toast.
Breakfast of champions.
Fun Fun Fun The Beach Boys
Beach Boys=Instant...
Anything you do can and will be used against you...
Me: (Complaining about not being able to go to New Zealand or United Kingdom)
Robby: Oh you. If I become rich and we survive 2012, I'll send you there.
Me: Of course we'll survive 2012. I know of a bunker in Siberia that we can hide out in.
Robby: Siberia? We are far more safe with a bunker here in Hawaii.
Me: If the world ends by an invading species of aliens who are afraid of water, then maybe.
A cousin of mine and his wife are going to New...
I am infinitely jealous. However, if they were to go to the United Kingdom, I think I’d be inconsolable.
Things I don't get (and probably never will)
• why the computers at school allow Tumblr blogs but block the Dashboard.
• why I can only find one earring at a time (does the other one go to the place that socks in the dryer disappear to or something?)
• how anyone can find New York or those brothers from Real Chance at Love attractive or even reality TV worthy.
• why hot dogs typically come 10 to a pack while hot dog buns come 8 in a...
What's my special ability?
Always being able to pick the shopping cart with the rickety wheel.
What’s yours?
Don't you sometimes wish for a book that shows you...
Oh, they have one already? And its called a dictionary?
Fancy that.
thefrogman.me: Internet shorthand as if written by... →
I now present the sequel to “Famous movie quotes as if written by a proper Englishman“…
hah!
I found your last comment humorous, good sir!
hahaha
My jubilant utterance could be heard in the next room!
lol - laugh out loud
I did laugh merrily in an out loud fashion.
rofl - rolling…
Properly popped popcorn provides plenty of...
“Don’t Kanye West me before I go all Chris Brown on you”
– a pop-culture precocious 8 year old
“This land is my land/This globe is my globe/From Manhattan Island/To the papal...”
– How to be a Mogul- The mogul anthem
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Troglodyte [trog-luh-dahyt] (noun)
1. A prehistoric cave dweller
2. A person of degraded, primitive, or brutal character
3. A person unacquainted with world affairs
During football season, most men become troglodytes. It is most likely something in the 7 layer dip.
I enjoy the way it rolls off my tongue. Troggg-luh-dahyyyyytttttt
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Yesterday was world Nutella day?
And I missed it?
Happy Belated Nutella Day.
I have become hooked on House Hunters on HGTV.
Further proof that deep down, I am a middle aged woman in a 17 year old’s body.
January 2010
38 posts
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Effervescent [ef-er-ves-uhnt] (adj.)
1. effervescing; bubbling
2. vivacious; gay; lively; sparkling
Jennifer outwardly despised the stereotypical blonde effervescent pom-pom wielding cheerleaders, but inwardly longed to be one of them.
The One and Only MC Hammer
There, now...
Mellifluous [muh-lif-loo-uhs] (adj.)
1. sweetly or smoothly flowing; sweet-sounding
2. flowing with honey; sweetened with or as if with honey
When I attempted to play the flute, it sounded like a congested platypus. But when she played the instrument, it was aggravatingly mellifluous.
Redolent [red-l-uhnt] (adj.)
1. Having a pleasant odor
2. Odorous or smelling
On the night of the first dance of the year, the gym was redolent with the stench of cheap cologne and fruit punch.
“What really knocks me out is a book that, when you’re all done reading it, you...”
– J.D. Salinger Catcher in the Rye Chapter 3
