The Magnanimous Misanthrope: Archive

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Bucket list addendum

Go to Key West for the New Years Eve

Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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Ever notice how fitting your Costco purchaces into...

Dec 31st

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Arch-nemesis Wednesday

Dec 31st

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Ten Words You Need to Stop Misspelling →

by The Oatmeal I second this!

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Leftover Chinese food is essential for any...

Dec 31st

Dec 30th

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Word of the Day

bel·lig·er·ent (bə-lĭj’ər-ənt) adj. -Inclined or eager to fight; hostile or aggressive. Once upon a time, a twisted sort of spell was placed upon me, and I got the brilliant idea to sign up for an SAT class bright and early during October Break. The class was enjoyable; my comrades seemed to have been placed under the same spell and signed up with me, and it was taught by one of the...

Dec 30th

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“Filipinos are Asian, but they look Mexican.”

Dec 29th

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New Years Resolutions are fine for the people who...

Thankfully, I have no such delusions.

Dec 29th

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Thou shalt not do anything or go anywhere on...

Dec 28th

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I’m telling you, there’s nothing wrong with ABBA.

Dec 26th

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I'm beginning to think that the tweezer industry...

The TSA confiscates tweezers from unwitting passengers, who must then buy a new pair at their destination, helping to stimulate the flailing tweezer industry. Not that I’m into conspiracy theories or anything.

Dec 26th

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What you can('t) bring on an airplane courtesy of... →

There’s no mention of tweezers on this list, yet if you try to bring one on the plane, they confiscate it. What gives?

Dec 25th