The Magnanimous Misanthrope

Apr 23

A Darth Vader-adorned condom wrapper reads, “I will not be your father.” Soon to be found in the nightstand drawers of every geek.

[Geekologie]

Mar 14

Mar 12

“

Dear Neighborhood Thugs,

Just so you know, flashing gang signs while wearing mittens makes you come across as less of “a stone cold killer” and more like “a sock-puppet performance artist.”

Please consider investing in a pair of gloves or waiting until spring to represent.

Best,

Jen

Mar 06

(via somethingintellectual)

Please tell me this is in an alternate reality.

Feb 26

(via jackaraia)

[video]

Feb 25

Mars is bright tonight.

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I suggest we start with #62

Feb 24

(via thedailywhat)

Feb 23

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