Things I don’t get (and probably never will)
• why the computers at school allow Tumblr blogs but block the Dashboard.
• why I can only find one earring at a time (does the other one go to the place that socks in the dryer disappear to or something?)
• how anyone can find New York or those brothers from Real Chance at Love attractive or even reality TV worthy.
• why hot dogs typically come 10 to a pack while hot dog buns come 8 in a bag.
• anyone who claims not to like pancakes and/or waffles.
• why I always seem to miss that line of errant hairs on my shin or by my ankle when I shave.
• eyelash curlers.
• the Christina-Owen-Teddy love triangle.
• why they haven’t made Ender’s Game into a movie yet. (Took them long enough to make Youth in Revolt into a movie.)
• why Sarah Palin even bothers.
• Physics.
