Me: (Complaining about not being able to go to New Zealand or United Kingdom)
Robby: Oh you. If I become rich and we survive 2012, I'll send you there.
Me: Of course we'll survive 2012. I know of a bunker in Siberia that we can hide out in.
Robby: Siberia? We are far more safe with a bunker here in Hawaii.
Me: If the world ends by an invading species of aliens who are afraid of water, then maybe.
